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Quote for the Day
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:50 amFrom today's New Orleans Times-Picayune, "Hurricane Evacuation Tips" column:
"Finally, marry a man who is crazy enough to go back home armed with a shotgun before the authorities give permission to do so. This is the only way to ensure that your stuff is still there when you return, whether your house is damaged or not."
"If you are already married to a man who is not so inclined, divorce him and marry a man who was raised in a cave. It may be your only chance to survive on the West Bank post-Katrina."
I had some thoughts on reading that:
...but it is nice to have a "self-reliant" man who collects guns as your true love when the shit hits the fan. It really is. Two can watch each other's backs better than one.
"Finally, marry a man who is crazy enough to go back home armed with a shotgun before the authorities give permission to do so. This is the only way to ensure that your stuff is still there when you return, whether your house is damaged or not."
"If you are already married to a man who is not so inclined, divorce him and marry a man who was raised in a cave. It may be your only chance to survive on the West Bank post-Katrina."
I had some thoughts on reading that:
- Word!
- The key is go back early, because by the time the authorities give permission, the looters
will have been and gone. - What do you mean, West Bank? East Bank has just as many looters.
- What do you mean, man armed with a shotgun? (looks at the guns that accompanied her during evacuation and back, each one fully loaded) Col. Colt didn't make his equalizers male-only, honey.
...but it is nice to have a "self-reliant" man who collects guns as your true love when the shit hits the fan. It really is. Two can watch each other's backs better than one.
